UGH. STUPID STUPID. DOOM DOOM DOOM!

Anyone who watches Invader Zim will understand the title of my blog. . . . . . ok so there's probably not many other geeks out there anymore that watch Invader Zim which really is THE COOLEST CARTOON EVER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AMEN AND PERIOD.

Glad I got that out. Phew.

Ok, so you probably noticed that we've been having some problems with out blog. First we tried to edit the danged thing and the server was apparently down, so our changes went schizophrenic and four blog posts were lost due to this. So let me give you a short synopsis of these lost blogs, lost musings of Chatterbox Sara and Injun Jim. Here's the bullet point list- there may be a quiz on this later, so do take notes.
-Injun Jim went to Walmart after I spent $450 there and spent $27.35 just to spite me and talk about how great he is at saving money. Whatever dude, you have your own vices on which you blow your money- CAN WE SAY iTunes, Jim-bo? Dude.
-Eva got her birthday/Hannukah pug. His name is Pepper and it totally fits him since he's always snuffling and sneezing like he sniffed pepper, and he's a fiesty little dude. We spent $300 on him so he is definitely her birthday and Hannukah gift- because we are broke, white trash, and we can't afford to buy out Toys-R-Us every year just to ensure our kids have EVERYTHING THEY COULD EVER WANT EVER. I really hate people who aascribe to that stupid damned attitude. No kid ever loved their parent more or felt more secure in their own self just because they got all the latests and greatests every damned year. Usually those kids turn intpo insecure bratty snits.
-Injun Jim got a new JOB! This is tremendously exciting because, well, Jim and I have psych degrees, and those usually require ample amounts of extra schooling in order for one to garner a paycheck that is larger than one would get flipping burgers. He's a director of community education or something or other in Gregory (read, on the rez) and it's a pretty sweet gig. I think it really fits his personality and I thinki he's going to be FABULOUS at it. So congratulations to my favorite Injun! I am bummed that he'll be leaving me all alone in shithole Verm-town but I'll be packing my bags soon enough.
-I have a cat that I am trying to find a new home for before we move. Anyone want a kitty that survived a car hitting him, then survived his arm being amputated and several infections, and is currently one of the sweetest, funnioest kitties I know? Please help me find my kitty a new home!
-We got our new apartment. I am just so excited about it. Three bedrooms, 1.5 baths, patio, can have pets (with a humongo deposit), all for $600- which is fairly reasonable for all of that. We are moving November 20th, so if you want to help me move, hang curtains, pack or unpack, etc., feel free to help! I pay in pizza and booze!
-It's almost Halloween so on that wonderful night, Jim and I are having a vampire scarefest in honor of True Blood being our new "favorite show" (read, to make fun of). So come to my house- it starts at five and we have a vampire menu, booze, and vampire movies, and we'll hand out treats to the little trick or treaters!
-Speaking of Halloween, I am a decorating NUTSO this year because of our fun little party! I mean, I painted blood drippings and bloody handprints on our doors. We carved 7 pumpkins. This WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE is decorated. It rocks.
-In November, we celebrate my daughter Eva's birthday and Injun Jim-bo's birthday! Jim is accepting gifts, so get your American Express black out and get him that Hummer since he really likes to drive and burn through gasoline and waste money on his "ride".
-I am doing well in all my classes, but having regular panic attacks about everything in my life This drives me to insomnia, taking excessive amounts of pain medication because of my sleep deprived induced migraines, and a white russian nearly every night.
-It's Fall! Eat some apple cider donuts! Drink some hot apple cider or some spiced coffee! Feel free to pack a few pounds on, I know that I will!
-Jim and I both want Wii's. So again, get that black card out and send us the things that will induce euphoric stupor that only capitalism and stupid video games can produce.
-Injun Jim still has a major boner for Sara Palin and her sidekick, Master of Senile Dementia, oh, I mean, Republian presidential nominee, fuckwad McCain. I used to like the dude too. but I'm voting for change I can believe in. I got my Obama shirt ALL READY!. As does Nolan, Eva, Louis, and Pepper.
-Sara Palin can donate her $150,000 wardrobe and beauty treatments to me any danged day now. I could use amakeover, or at least, some crap to sell on ebay to those other stupid dickwads who have major boners fo the Palinator too. I am not saying Injun Jim is a dickwad, I am saying that most people who think that she's hot and qualified to help run this country ARE dickwads.

Ok. I'm sure there's a LOT more to cover, but I'm sick of typing. Happy Halloween guys! Be safe that night, and every night! Enjoy what we can of fall, give Jim-bo a pat on the back for getting a great job, and stop by my place for treats and movies on Halloween! MUAH!

Peace out yo-

Chatterbox Sara