Sara and Jim's random, funny musings that will make you laugh, cry, scream, and be thankful you did all three.

About Me

We are Sara and Jim. We worked together at a place called SESDAC that you wish only existed in your nightmares. We also had classes together. We're both brilliantly smart and you'd never even guess that. We're also really funny which astounds most people. We like to be nice, we like to be mean, we like to talk about randomness, we both speak Indian languages, make homemade pizzas, and love iTunes. We both have degrees and jobs. Neither of us are losers but we live in loser-ville. We are racist to each other to show our deep and profound love and appreciation for each other. Someday we'll write a tell-all expose book that will shock and astonish and amaze people. Someday we'll also be rich and Jim will live in Sara's basement. Jim is now BFF's with Sara and her Dweemo husband, Nolan. We are here to pump. You. UP.

Monday, December 15, 2008

3 AM and I must be dreaming

Or at least I should have been dreaming. This really blows, all this disgusting insomnia. I need sleep, now more than ever. I'm rather pregnant and I'm rather unwell 90% of the day so I need al, the danged sleep I can get but do I get it, NO NON NADA NEIN. I was going to write this bllog this am in the interim during which I was awake, 2 am to 5 am but I was just so mind blowingly exhausted that I could not.

It's negative 45 degrees here today with the wind chill factor. -45 is disgusting. Living in this town is disgusting. It drains my soul. I want out right now. If we had any money to our names whatsoever that we could use as start up, you had better believe that we'd be out of here.

Ew. I just got a bloody nose. God bless pregnancy and highly heated houses to combat -45 degree weather. I think . . . . . . I just forgot what I was going to say.

NANANANANANANA TOOPID. I can't remember everything else I was going to blog about. UGH SO ANNOYING.

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