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We are Sara and Jim. We worked together at a place called SESDAC that you wish only existed in your nightmares. We also had classes together. We're both brilliantly smart and you'd never even guess that. We're also really funny which astounds most people. We like to be nice, we like to be mean, we like to talk about randomness, we both speak Indian languages, make homemade pizzas, and love iTunes. We both have degrees and jobs. Neither of us are losers but we live in loser-ville. We are racist to each other to show our deep and profound love and appreciation for each other. Someday we'll write a tell-all expose book that will shock and astonish and amaze people. Someday we'll also be rich and Jim will live in Sara's basement. Jim is now BFF's with Sara and her Dweemo husband, Nolan. We are here to pump. You. UP.

Friday, January 9, 2009

A Cold Harsh Winter Night

Here I am. Sitting here blogging and watching House. Its cold outside. Its snowing. Its windy. I'm bored. Can You tell? I'm in a Pierre hotel, one day down, and two to go. I attended my meetings today, tomorrow is the training (Part 1). Okay so I think I've just about seen it all. Okay I know I like to rip on Obama and all but seriously, Obama coins? The guy isn't even in office yet and heres Montel Williams pushing a set of Obama coins. "GET YOUR PIECE OF HISTORY TODAY!" I'm sure this will be the first in a long line of Obama-mania items that come out. He's not even served 1 day as president and I've been tired of him since last year. I didnt cry when he won the election, I didnt see it as a national healing. I wasn't about to vote for the guy because he had dark skin color (like so many of "my" people had).

South Dakota Winters
Beginning to hate 'em. I left home this morning for the 2 and some hour trip to my current frozen hell and it was freezing rain that was coming down, this changed to snow, which changed to wind, which changed to wind AND snow. Now its just cold. Winter was fun as a kid, but then so where slinkies and play dough. Now its just as lame and twice as unbearable.

Oprah
Okay so I was watching CNN the other night, a quasi-legitimate news source and there was a whole segment on "Oprah's Struggle" Basically, they were chronicalling the big O's weight fluctuations over the years. And now she's let her self gain 40 pounds heavier. Here's what O had to say (Paraphrasing with quotations) "Out of all the things I'm great at, out of all the things I can do, I couldnt keep the weight off" Get off the cross. There are plenty of other people out there that have more valiant struggles than yours. I know you are your favorite person but stop it. Its annoying, childish, and stupid. I guess the whole "i'm never going to eat beef again" thing didnt work out because all you ate was ice cream and candy bars.

Does anyone use those sun lamp things in hotels? Theres one in this hotel bathroom and I have no idea why. My last apartment had one too. Two GIANT ASS red lights that would shine down on the toilett. Maybe I'll try it tonight and go to training tomorrow morning looking like I just got back from the Bahamas.

Okay so I'm at a hotel, we've established that. I'm paranoid that I'm going to catch head lice or be attached by bed bugs while i'm here. My head is itching just thinking about it.

Okay, gonna do some channel surfing and sitting here, LATER
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1 comment:

jamesmommy05 said...

Amen on the Obama thing!

January 10, 2009 at 3:32 PM

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