INJUM JIM

On a dark cold November night in 1984, I burst into this world. Vermillion was my first home, more specifically a small house next to Prentis Park. Fast forward 18 years and I graduated from GHS (is the best). I was pretty much an awesome person growing up. Very serious, quiet, mysterious, and aloof. I will admit I was a band geek. I played the trumpet (I recieved Augustana's Most Oustanding Jazz Solo Performance award in 2003). Some people play sports, read extensivley, or torture animals, I found solice in music. Okay so I didn't really, I wasn't dedicated, never practiced, and loathed that period of my school day. So anyway off I went back to Vermillion to attend USD (Insert joke here). I majored in PolSci, med technology, then back to PolSci. Eventually I would go on to add 2 more majors totally 3. I graduated cum laude with a Bachelor of Arts degree and began to work back at SESDAC. It was during this second deployment to SESDAC that I met Sara. We had had a class together before where she will always say I NEVER TALKED to which I rebutt "No, there was my greatest speech of all time the second to last day of class." BLAH BLAH BLAH. My aspirations: do something other than work at my current job and being like Sara. My dreams: run for political office and RULE THE WORLD - MUAHAHAHA, oh and move into Sara's basement. My hobbies: shedding tears everytime I see trash on the side of a road (70's commercial reference for you yougins).
I believe gay people should be able to marry, share benefits and adopt but I'm voting for McCain Palin cuz I hate Obama's facial mole. I hate the Aflac duck. I watch way to much tv yet always miss my favorite shows. I try not to conserve fuel because I want to make sure I use my 500 gallons of gas annually that some estimates say I consume on average. I'm a typical lazy Catholic who no longer goes to church for fear of being molested. Rachel Ray uses her hands WAY too much. My iTunes gets a thorough work out everyday unlike me. I don't miss college but I miss the thought of being in college. I fear that I will be an eternal student who amasses a wealth of knowledge but never actually has a career. I'm addicted to my cell phone. I seem to attract the oddest people to me. I hate spelling bees because homeschooled kids who have extremely odd habits always win them ( i think congress should investigate ). I'm into politics but not hardcore. I'm addicted to MTV2 and Fuse but HATE VH1 because I hate America's Next Top Model, I love the 70's 80's 90's and New Millenium, and Best Week Ever. Give me a music tv channel that ACTUALLY plays music. I'm eclectic but average, regular yet random, and smart while dumb. Thats all.