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We are Sara and Jim. We worked together at a place called SESDAC that you wish only existed in your nightmares. We also had classes together. We're both brilliantly smart and you'd never even guess that. We're also really funny which astounds most people. We like to be nice, we like to be mean, we like to talk about randomness, we both speak Indian languages, make homemade pizzas, and love iTunes. We both have degrees and jobs. Neither of us are losers but we live in loser-ville. We are racist to each other to show our deep and profound love and appreciation for each other. Someday we'll write a tell-all expose book that will shock and astonish and amaze people. Someday we'll also be rich and Jim will live in Sara's basement. Jim is now BFF's with Sara and her Dweemo husband, Nolan. We are here to pump. You. UP.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Reasons to throw Injun Jim down a well . . . by Chatterbox Sara

Jim says I threatened to throw him down a well. This is an untrue statement. However, there may be reasons that would permit my use of extreme violence and punishment tactics on Injum Jim. I would like to offer those up so that we can all clarify what Jim would have to do to merit my disapproval.
Top Ten Reasons
10. Jim not wearing a pink polo whenever I commanded it.
9. Jim not wearing a headdress whenever I commanded it.
8. Jim not scalping people I specify for him to do so to.
7. Jim moving back to Gregory and moving into the trailer court near McDonald's.
6. Jim attempting to threaten me with a guillotine.
5. Jim stealing my pinto horse.
4. Jim smoking the peace pipe with my dweemo husband.
3. Jim wanting to marry my daughters.
2. Jim wanting to marry any son that would be unlucky enough to have me as a mother.
1. Jim stealing my whiskey or commodity cheese.

There. That should settle the doubts anyone may have about my violent tendencies towards Jim!
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