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We are Sara and Jim. We worked together at a place called SESDAC that you wish only existed in your nightmares. We also had classes together. We're both brilliantly smart and you'd never even guess that. We're also really funny which astounds most people. We like to be nice, we like to be mean, we like to talk about randomness, we both speak Indian languages, make homemade pizzas, and love iTunes. We both have degrees and jobs. Neither of us are losers but we live in loser-ville. We are racist to each other to show our deep and profound love and appreciation for each other. Someday we'll write a tell-all expose book that will shock and astonish and amaze people. Someday we'll also be rich and Jim will live in Sara's basement. Jim is now BFF's with Sara and her Dweemo husband, Nolan. We are here to pump. You. UP.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Dracula 3000

We dvr'd about 80 different Halloween movies and have been slowly slogging our way through them but tonight we vetoed those in favor of our last Netflix'd Halloween movie choice . . . Dracula 3000.

Let's just say this flick is solid gold plated nickel. It's a Sci Fi Channel gem. Buried treasure that may have needed to stay there. Let me put it this way. There's a porno chick who rivals Jenna Jameson in terms of fake lips and fake tits. There's a big huge black dude who's character's name is HUMVEE. There's an ugly girl with pigtails.

but not to be outdone, there is one more superb addition to this stellar cast.

Coolio.

That's right. Dracula 3000 stars Coolio.

Isn't that, well, cool? NOT.
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