Chatterbox Sara and Injum Jims Totally Awesome Blog

Sara and Jim's random, funny musings that will make you laugh, cry, scream, and be thankful you did all three.

About Me

We are Sara and Jim. We worked together at a place called SESDAC that you wish only existed in your nightmares. We also had classes together. We're both brilliantly smart and you'd never even guess that. We're also really funny which astounds most people. We like to be nice, we like to be mean, we like to talk about randomness, we both speak Indian languages, make homemade pizzas, and love iTunes. We both have degrees and jobs. Neither of us are losers but we live in loser-ville. We are racist to each other to show our deep and profound love and appreciation for each other. Someday we'll write a tell-all expose book that will shock and astonish and amaze people. Someday we'll also be rich and Jim will live in Sara's basement. Jim is now BFF's with Sara and her Dweemo husband, Nolan. We are here to pump. You. UP.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Jim is a Jerkwad

1. I was not being a stick in the mud about bowling. I was writing a twelve page paper and taking a test that took 2.5 hours and dealing with a cranky child and husband. I HAD OTHER THINGS TO DO THAN BOWL.

2. I'm so glad that Jim texted me incessantly about how cool it was that our former supervisor was at bowling and how that should make me want to come but now says he's not happy that she was there. Man, you're such a jerkwad dude.

3. Jim's job is pretty sweet if he regularly gets sooo many days off. I wanna work on the rez. Oh wait, I probably will at some point.

4. Right now on the Travel Channel, one of my geeky celeb crushes is on, Anthony Bourdain. He's so icky and crass but still so totally hot. Today on the History Channel there was also a three hour documentary on Samurais. Clearly my butt is expanding from all my discovery and travel and history channel watching.

5. Jim makes good points about McCain. I seriously considered voting for him for awhile. But the chick-ee-poo Sarah Palin, whom Jim has a major bo-bo-boner for eliminated my vote. I'm not sexist and I'm a total feminist but just because the Palinator has a vagina doesnt mean I want to vote for her to empower women.

6. I am still so excited that Obama won this election. Everytime I think about it I kinda get choked up and teary eyed. I love the Obama's. Go Kennedy the 2nd!

7. I really want to, need to, have to, must or I will die, see the new James Bond flick- Quantum of Solace. I love, love, love James Bond more than anything ever and Daniel Craig is just too heartbreakingly fabu.

8. I need to write on this blog and my other blogs more often but unfortunately my classes require about five hundred discussion threads a week on each of their respective websites. I'm unsure why this is necessary.

Soon to come, an update on True Blood, THE SHOW, and on the Sookie Stackhouse books. Also soon to come, details ion my impending move and Jim-bo's impending birthday celebration V-Town style!

Yoyoyoyooyo . . . .

Peace out you-

Chatterbox Sara
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