Okay so I watched Wanted over the weekend, the movie with Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman and Common, and other unknown actors. All in all its a good movie. It's fairly bloody, but its the good type of bloody. Okay so Angelina, she's hot! Every, well almost every female perspective I get concerning Angelina, I usually get the same responses: "she's so not hot" "she's so ugly" "she's hot if you like that fake ass plastic surgery look" "she's too skinny, and her lips are too huge"
I guarantee that around 98.2% of straight, heterosexual guys out there find her attractive in some way. Sure she's a little odd looking but its that novelty that is attractive. So to my surprise, when Sara said that Angelina was beautiful in her own way, or I think she said something more like theres some strange beauty to her. Okay so there is one exception to my "almost every female perspective" statement, I do have a cousin, a female cousin who is absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie. Like the I'm enamored with her love, not I want to dyke out with her or anything, although she said she would if the opportunity came up.
Okay I'll stop my Jolie love-fest. I might start screaming "LEAVE ANGIE ALONE!!" My mother was doggin on Ms. Jolie the other evening. She was saying "how can a woman who was hanging all over that billy bob guy and saying that they had sex in the limo and wore viles of blood around her neck all of a sudden become this great humanitarian because she adopted some kids from other countries?" Point taken. I should get back to work, i'm so bored. Its time for me to shred some paper and piss off the other office workers! I'm OUT! Injum
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- Chatterbox Sara and Injun Jim
- We are Sara and Jim. We worked together at a place called SESDAC that you wish only existed in your nightmares. We also had classes together. We're both brilliantly smart and you'd never even guess that. We're also really funny which astounds most people. We like to be nice, we like to be mean, we like to talk about randomness, we both speak Indian languages, make homemade pizzas, and love iTunes. We both have degrees and jobs. Neither of us are losers but we live in loser-ville. We are racist to each other to show our deep and profound love and appreciation for each other. Someday we'll write a tell-all expose book that will shock and astonish and amaze people. Someday we'll also be rich and Jim will live in Sara's basement. Jim is now BFF's with Sara and her Dweemo husband, Nolan. We are here to pump. You. UP.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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1 comment:
I'm with Sara on this one. I think Angelina's gorgeous - always have, and despite her recent waxen appearance, and odd choice of frocks - always will. So that's two of us then...
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